8 Signs You Desperately Need a Vacation

1. In the morning, You sound like a troll because another day is starting, you will go to work and eventually you will die.

2. You've started plotting your own kidnapping because it's your only way out.

3. Any hope of concentration was abandoned long ago. You take twice the time it took you to complete tasks usually.

4. You've started plotting your own kidnapping because it's your only way out.

5. When other people talk about their vacations, your eyes roll into the back of your head, and start cursing them.

6. Could your brain even process the concept of vacation? You can't think of a time when you weren't tethered to your phone and obligations.

7. Every day, at least five times a day, you consider quitting your life, selling your belongings and moving to a new place indefinitely.

8. People avoid talking to you because every conversation has a 73.67% chance of you ending up in tears.