“You are never too old to travel. But you are too old for that Contiki tour. Have any grandchildren?” “If I had a dollar every time someone asked me whether they could book at Student Flights even if they weren’t students, I’d probably take home more pay at the end of the month than I do now!” “All I ask is that people practice basic hygiene when they come into the store. Is that too much to ask?” “Okay, so the system has just crashed and the lines are busy. Wine!”